EVERYTHING You Need To Know About T THE BITCHES BASH!!!

May 16th - 3 p.m.

The Last Great Watering Hole, Tucker, Georgia

You've all been waiting for it and the time is almost here! The Bitches Bash is gonna be one helluva show that you are not gonna want to miss! Word on the street is that this show in gonna be huge and freakin' insane!!! It was our goal to take today's car show and crank it up a notch or two and I believe we have successfully done that! We'll have live bands, a classic car and bike show, raffles, a hula hoop contest and lord knows what else!

Uncle Daddy and the Kissin' Cousins will start us off by playing outside. Entertaining doesn't even begin to describe these guys who's instruments include coffee cans, a sheet of metal, a wash bin geetar, a banjo and harmonica! These guys are a sight to see fer sure!

At 8 o'clock you better be ready for some serious badassness from bands that include the North Carolina band Flat Tires, the Texas band Hit & Run, Atlanta's very own Deadtowners, Cotton Donkey Social Club (featuring members from Rocket 350 and Kings of Nuthin') and The Intoxicated.

Admission is $10 if you drive/ride yer classic car or bike.......

$12 if you don't

The Last Great Watering Hole is promises to be a great place for our show with plenty of room for all the cars and bikes and plenty of beers, booze and food so there's no need to bring your own.

Guarantee this will be a party you won't forget! Bitches, bands, beers, booze, bikes and cars. What more could you ask for?

Proudly sponsored by: Prick Magazine, PBR, Liberty Tattoo, Rutabaga, Jailhouse Choppers and Holy Taco.

For Mapquest directions to the Last Great Watering Hole their address is:

4341 Hugh Howell Rd., Tucker, GA 30084

If you are coming from out of town, click here for hotels nearby!

Click here to check out what you could win in our raffle!

Rain or shine, we hope to see all y'all there!!!!

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Bitches Bash AWESOMENESS

Bitches Bash is creepin' up on us! It's just three weeks away now and from what we're hearin' everybody and their mama's and daddy's and cousins and their cousin's friends and their friends sisters and brothers are coming! You get what I'm sayin'!

On top of the six kick ass bands we have playing and the car show, we're also gonna be rafflin' off some pretty awesome stuff!

Check out what you could win!

Shirts and gift certificates from Liberty Tattoo in Atlanta.

Gift Certificates from Rutabaga Salon to get your hairs did by John.

Shirts and a couple gift certificates for oil changes from Jailhouse Choppers.

Gift certificates from Holy Taco Gift certificates from the Highlander.

Gift certificates from Magick Dragon Tattoo 2.

PBR swag.

Jailhouse will also be sellin' raffle tickets for this bike for only $10 (to be reaffled off in September)!

And last but not least, we'll auction off this kick ass hand bag by Emotional Baggage that'll be full of all kindsa goodies us bitches can't live without! It's the Big Wheel Bitches Survival Bag!

Check out the furry leopard print lining!

There's no tellin' what else we'll come up with between now and then! You can bet yer ass it'll all be freakin' awesome though!

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You Think You Got A Ride Worthy Enough?

A photographer for Rebel Rodz magazine will be at the Bitches Bash lookin' to find a feature!

If you have a vehicle that's really cool or off the wall, you can send info directly to the photographer through his myspace giving him heads up that you will be at our show and are interested.

Hope to see all y'all there!

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Our Biggest Fan

Everytime I set my jacket down, he picks it up and puts it on. The jacket don't make the bitch and I just can't get him to understand that.

In all seriousness, if it weren't for this dood, we wouldn't exist. Thanks Adam for inspiring me to be awesomer than you, and no, you still can't be one of us.

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Bitches Be Famous Yo!

April's issue of Prick Magazine is out and you can see the Big Wheel Bitches under "Prick Picks" on page 29! You can check out the online version here or pick up a copy at most any tattoo shop.

You can also see the ad for our show coming up on May 16th on page 27!

Bitches totally be famous yo!

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Jailhouse Choppers Open House...Uh, When Can We Do It Again?

Jailhouse Choppers first open house was pretty flippin' sweet! A lot of people came out to show their support and to check out the new location.

Here's the new owner Pauly....

I of course took an ass ton of pictures. You can see them all at our myspace page.

Just a few of the bikes that were there.....

They did a kick ass job on the shop, it really does look great...... and by the looks of it, those boys got a decent amount of bikes to work on/build already.

Just as promised, Pauly fried up some chickens.....

and all be derned if I didn't walk around the back of the dumpster and find this....

So of course we had to have our picture taken in front of it.

By the end of the night we ended up at Willie Nelson's bar. Ok, so that isn't the name of it, but close enough. It was karaoke night. It was awesome. We all sang. I did a jam up job on Fist City. Yep....I ruined it, but it was still awesome. Pauly took the freakin' cake.....he sang a little When I Think About You I Touch Myself.....and he did......a lot. I got that shit on youtube.

We had one helluva day that ended in one helluva night. Hopefully they'll do it again some time soon!

I'm sure the future holds great things for Jailhouse Choppers. They really are a great bunch of guys and I know they'll do amazing things with the shop!

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HIT & RUN Show Kicked Major Ass

The Valentines day show was awesome! Even though I was sick as hell, I made it through the night. We met some awesome people and had an awesome time. HIT & RUN sounded better than ever! Here are some Photos and a Video from the show.

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Valentine's Day Havoc

The big V day is right around the corner. Did you make plans yet? If you are in the Dallas/Fort Worth area then come on out to Lola's Saloon in Fort Worth for a kick ass time!

This will be the first show back for the Dallas based band, HIT & RUN. They are coming back full force with two new members. Mark from Mitra and Pumpin' Ethyl is on Bass, and Reece from the Suicide Truckers is now on second guitar. This is one show you do not want to miss!

The line up:

• Agnostic Front
• The Mongoloids
• HIT & RUN
• The Broadsiders
• Preachter

The place:
Lola's Saloon
2736 W 6th St
Fort Worth, TX

When:
Saturday Feb 14th, Doors @ 8pm

Tickets:
$13 in advance , $15 at the door

This is an ALL AGES event

I know how I am spending my Valentine's day! Don't be a lame ass....come on out for a great time!

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Speedealer Kicks Your Ass

Saturday February 7th, 2009 Speedealer is playing Dallas once again! We will be there in full force to see this awesome band play. Everyone needs to come out and support them tomorrow. I promise it will be a great show.

People want to hear awesome music, but yet no one wants to get out and go to the shows anymore. You have to support these bands so they can continue playing bad ass music for us. So, come on out and support your local music scene and have a great time! Don't be so freaking LAME.

If your there come up and say Hi to us...We are always looking for more awesome people to hang out with! But....save the drama for your mama, cause I just ain't into that shit.

• Where: The Double-Wide Bar, 3510 Commerce, Dallas, Texas 75226
• When:February 7th, 2009, 8pm With: Blood of the Sun and Dixie Witch

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Yeah, We Freakin' LOVE Patches

Our patch girl Liz pretty much kicks ass! We found her on etsy and she's been AMAZING.
She's been digitizing (designing bad ass embroidery) for nine years and works from her house. She uses Ecospun felt, which is made using recycled plastic bottles.....you know we all gotta do our part yo.

Shes does all these awesome Day of the Dead Skulls.....

and name patches.....which I'm afraid we have put her through hell with.....with all the different fonts, colors, styles, etc., but she took it all in stride and everything came out perfect! Here's a few of her styles....

This one would look all awesome in gooey green color.....

We had a few of these scroll ones done on a leopard print background....

She's done our rocker panels for us.....

our knuckle patches (this was her digitized photo)......

Anything we need, we'll keep going back. Her prices are amazing and her shipping is quick AND all her patches are all iron on!!!

You have an idea you want on a patch? Just contact her with it!

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Bitches Be Famous Yo....Even If It Is For Bein' Trashy and Frightening

That's right bitches! Our very own Misti from Texas was featured on TLC's What Not to Wear. She's so famous you can even buy that shit at Target!

What Not To Wear Season 2 - Episode 15: Misti

Evidently, her punk rockerness scared most of her friends and family so they called up Stacy and Clinton to transform her into something that was a little more.....fancy. When they first met they were all...."ewww...you are like totally goth, punk and rockabilly.....like oh my gah. It's like...totally ghastly. Like no wonder your family called us....like OH MAH GAH!"

No, I'm kidding. I watch this shit all the time. I'll admit it.....I'm just jealous. Dang you Misti.......I WANT $5,000!!!!

Misti Mazey got into the punk and goth look when she was a rebellious 15 year old, and she's never got out of it. Misti thinks her bright red lipstick, pale face and dyed black hair look cool - her friends and family think she looks "trashy and frightening". And at just 5 feet two inches tall, Misti is obsessed by one pair of ugly platform soled shoes. She wears them with everything even though they're falling apart

Stacy London and Clinton Kelly need to get Misti out of her too tight clothes, the 'Frankenstein shoes,' and persuade her that by changing her style, she can make herself appear taller and more approachable.

Dude, seriously....Somebody please call What Not to Wear for me! $5,000!!!!! They gave her FIVE GRAND! Look, she's holding TWO bags! One's leopard and one's lime green!!!

By the end of the show, they had Misti lookin' al kindsa fancy schmancy.

I'm sure when Misti walked away from New York with her new wardrobe, they never thought this would happen.....Look Clinton and Stacy...y'all told her that her punk, goth, rockabilliness was no bueno....just look at what you did........

You're a total freakin' rockstar Misti and we love you!

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This Weekend in ATL Bitches

The Deadtowners, Death of Kings (f/k/a Das Maniacs), Bigfoot and Thunder Bolt 5

Word is it may sell out so plan on bein' there by 9:00....I think it's $8 at the door, but don't hold me to it.

I can tell you now that The Deadtowners put on one helluva show and you don't wanna miss it! They play some damn good ass shakin' rock n' roll! You never know, somebody might get nekkid and you'd hate to be the only one that didn't see it with your own two eyes.

Be there yo....everybody else will!

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Savannah Georgia Bash FEB 7th 2009

Dana, our bitch down in Savannah Georgia will be at this rad show. I'm pretty sure it's her husbands birthday bash. I am also pretty certain it is hosted by the Wingmen M.C.. See I can only say I am "pretty certain" because she sent me this crazy ass email that was all in alien or some shit. Like binary code, and I had to decipher it. I'm sure she can post a comment on this clarifying any info I missed.

What I can make out for certain is on Saturday, February 7th 2009, ROCKET 350 and THE DEFILER's are playing. No cover, 21+. Wingmen Clubhouse, 69 Ross Rd Savannah Ga. 31405.

If you go to this you better behave....or "Dana BWB" may just have to kick your ass. Dude, just look...that's a look of a killer!

Plus, Gary will be there and I heard he's god. That's what I read on myspace anyways so it must be true.

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Pictures

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