Big Wheel Bitches started as a joke really. It all began when my husband was asked to join a motorcycle/car club and they were so serious about it. Several of us met up in a back room at a bar and the official invitation was made. I was thinkin' come on now....aren't y'all gonna jump him in, make him go through some sort of initiation, sex him in...SOMETHING? You see, I had been a part of this one group once and all that was quite the norm, and on a regular basis really so I was expecting something SPECTACULAR. Instead, he got a shirt and some rules.
Anyhow, there was this big meeting and stuff and then nothin'. No secret hand shake, no code words, nothin' (well, there was the shirt and the rules). Anyhow, me being the big mouthed bitch that I am spoke up and said "That's it? Really? Well, when all you boys are broke down on the side of the road on your motorbikes, me and my gang of bitches are gonna go flyin' past you on our Big Wheels. Yes sir, our BIG WHEELS."
Really, I was just being a drunk pain in the ass for the sake of being a drunk pain in the ass...but anyhow me and the two other girls that were there decided we really should have our very own gang and we'd call it the Big Wheel Bitches.
Right away, we had a secret knock. Take that bitches, A SECRET KNOCK! Then we had our very own hand sign. Yep, a knock AND a hand sign.
We were a strong group of three. Then it turns out that one of the original bitches faked her graduation papers from the School of Awesomeness and wasn't so awesome after all. Soon after, the other original member started going to the School of Crazy and had some shit to prove to them so she had to take a leave of absence from the Big Wheel Bitches.
I was the only one left for a while. It was just me, so I decided I was gonna take the Bitches nationwide and asked my b-fri in Texas if she wanted to be one and she got a Texas group goin'. Then I figured I'd ask all the ladies I hang out with at shows and car shows if they wanted in. How could they not? I had a secret knock fer cryin' out loud!
Slowly but surely the Big Wheel Bitches has grown into a pretty kick ass group of girls. Some of us are a little crazy, some are crazier than others, some are married, some are mothers, some are single and lookin', some are mean as hell, and some are sweet as hell, but ALL OF US ARE TOTALLY FUCKIN' AWESOME!
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That'd be Nik Scarlett, a fiend for BIG hair, monsters, and the offbeat! 
You can see her work on her website or etsy (which I how I came across the Let 'er R.I.P print that's on our flyer!).
