Thursday, January 29, 2009

Bitches Be Famous Yo....Even If It Is For Bein' Trashy and Frightening

That's right bitches! Our very own Misti from Texas was featured on TLC's What Not to Wear. She's so famous you can even buy that shit at Target!

What Not To Wear Season 2 - Episode 15: Misti

Evidently, her punk rockerness scared most of her friends and family so they called up Stacy and Clinton to transform her into something that was a little more.....fancy. When they first met they were all...."ewww...you are like totally goth, punk and rockabilly.....like oh my gah. It's like...totally ghastly. Like no wonder your family called us....like OH MAH GAH!"

No, I'm kidding. I watch this shit all the time. I'll admit it.....I'm just jealous. Dang you Misti.......I WANT $5,000!!!!

Misti Mazey got into the punk and goth look when she was a rebellious 15 year old, and she's never got out of it. Misti thinks her bright red lipstick, pale face and dyed black hair look cool - her friends and family think she looks "trashy and frightening". And at just 5 feet two inches tall, Misti is obsessed by one pair of ugly platform soled shoes. She wears them with everything even though they're falling apart

Stacy London and Clinton Kelly need to get Misti out of her too tight clothes, the 'Frankenstein shoes,' and persuade her that by changing her style, she can make herself appear taller and more approachable.

Dude, seriously....Somebody please call What Not to Wear for me! $5,000!!!!! They gave her FIVE GRAND! Look, she's holding TWO bags! One's leopard and one's lime green!!!

By the end of the show, they had Misti lookin' al kindsa fancy schmancy.

I'm sure when Misti walked away from New York with her new wardrobe, they never thought this would happen.....Look Clinton and Stacy...y'all told her that her punk, goth, rockabilliness was no bueno....just look at what you did........

You're a total freakin' rockstar Misti and we love you!

3 comments:

courtney said...

misti you look like your fucking 50 yrs old in that pink sweater pic.. thank god you came back to the awesome side of fashion!!

Anonymous said...

Misti is the greatest, badass Texas girl!!! Much love for ya!!

Anonymous said...

that is a riot that misti got chosen! 5 grand is a pretty sweet deal! love it...lol.
april jensen

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